I just never know what my animals might be discussing in their inter-species talks in our home. I do know that the cats devoured a lot of catnip and the dogs ate plenty of dognip before they decided to have a mixed breed discussion about the political situation in our country.
Although I wasn't
privy to the entire talk, I was given a few amusing "what if's" from
my cats and dogs. Neither my pooches nor
my kitties are too fond of Romney, apparently because of his dog on the roof to
Canada experience. "Totally
outrageous!" they all observed. "What if we tied him to the roof of
his car on the way to the Republican nomination ceremony?"
My pets agreed that they
would love to see Romney choose a female Mexican Chihuahua as a running mate. This was an idea shared by their uncle
Richard from Washington state, and all of my animals agreed that it was a great
plan.
How perfect for Presidential
hopeful Romney! A female Chihuahua could
teach him how strong and steady a female can be. She could also give him greater perspective
about those less fortunate, and convince Romney that they are not taken care
of.
It was decided that Rosalita
(the name we will call her) should have a pedigreed boyfriend, an obnoxious 25-generation
pure bred Irish Setter who has no idea what abandoned and rescue dogs go
through. Rosalita's boyfriend dog of course takes a liking to Romney. He totally agrees with Romney's desire to
help the wealthy; it fits right into his
own belief system as a spoiled and entitled dog.
I disappointed the
animals when I told them that the running mates must be human. "Why, we
thought the planet was evolving!" they exclaimed. I explained that sometimes with progress, it appears
that we are taking temporary steps backward until we get every human out of
their previous belief systems. I explained that it may appear that we are
not marching forward, but that I believe we will eventually make it happen.
My animals expressed
great interest in Bo, the President's dog.
They noted that he seemed like a very happy dog who got plenty of love
and good care. My white as snow American
Eskimo and Corgi mix, Little Bit, had more to say about Bo. "He is so cute and just my type! We would make a fantastic black and white
couple!"
One of my older female
Balinese cats said, "We like Obama, but wish he would be more outspoken
and definitive about what he knows is right for our country." My oldest (a sixteen year-old yellow Tabby
nicknamed BB, short for Big Balls) spoke up. "Where are Obama's balls?
Who throws his balls? Why doesn't he speak up? He needs to tell it
like it is and fight for what he believes is right!"
I explained to BB
that the President's balls are thrown by the big corporations, and that decisions
are often tied up in Congress. I also
told them that although all presidents make deals with corporations and
special interest groups in order to get elected, once elected and in
power, we share the hope that they are able to instigate bigger changes when
elected.
"How come you keep those old fogies in Congress
for so long?" BB asked. "Is it
because they are effective, or do people forget they can vote them out?
It would be great to get animal lovers in office. Animal
lovers are heartfelt people who support humanitarianism and can help America
prosper!"
Once again, my animals
had some great questions and insightful observations. I think I will go have some coffee-nip and
ponder.